我相信大部分人都有這樣的感覺，上MSN或其他聊天工具後，遠在外地不經常聯繫的朋友發過來的消息永遠是“最近怎麼樣？”。
這種問題在我看來是無法回答的。
首先，如果我回答“很好/還行”，對方一定會說“哦”，談話終止了。過了一個月後他又會問一句“最近怎麼樣”；
其次，如果我回答“不好哦/迷茫“，對方一定會說“怎麼了啊？”，然後我覺得要用寫議論文的氣勢來回答了。
In the first place, 我的工作方面怎麼不好。
In the second place, 我的學習方面怎麼不好。
In the last place, 我的生活方面怎麼不好。
如果還不夠讓對方滿意的話，我會這樣來擴展：
In the first place, 我的工作方面怎麼不好。
For example, 工資方面如何如何；another example is that 工作環境方面如何如何；further facts can be found in 職業前景；
In the second place, 我的學習方面怎麼不好。For instance, 外語學習如何如何；Also, 電腦技能學習得如何；In addition, 有沒有在學開灰機；
In the last place, 我的生活方面怎麼不好。In fact, 我的物質生活有沒有變差； besides, 我的精神是否空虛； Furthermore, 我的感情生活如如何。
後來，我想到設計一個模版來回答這種“無腦”的問題。各位童鞋可以參考。
Well, it seems a little bit difficult to satisfy your appetite toward my current situation, but I would seek to clarify it in the following aspects。
In the fisrt place, I'll tell you about my current job. For example, having served here for two and a half year, I gain no chance to be paid more, even slightly more. Another example is that my company rent a new building a couple of weeks ago, and we find it less comfortable for the noisy area where it locates and the level of consumption we have now to face. Further facts can be found in the overall career prospect: I feel that I would be the last to secure promotion。
In the second place, things about my study are as follows. For instance, I stop learning Japanese for about a month due to the common raised conc
ern that Japan might lose its priority in every aspect after the devastating earthquake. Also, it is upset to find that I still cannot locate the right key of a typical keyboard in a second. In addition, my coach on car-driving is always against me since I haven't bribed him as have other green hands。
In the last place, my personal life sees no apparent improvement since you saw me the last time. In fact, as the result of the soaring commodity price as well as the standstill of my monthly income, I spend less as usual in order to save pennies for rainy days. Besides, I have to say that nothing but earning more money is within my concern, to enrich the spiritual life given no less and less consideration. Furthermore, you know that I just came out of the frying pan into the fire, since no sooner did a frenzy young widow quench the desire of following me than a trendy teenager shows a crush on me。