Some may say it is mean and cruel but beyond this, it is still funny
10. You are the Blueberry from Willy Wonka
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9. You just busted my wall down… you bastard
8. It looks like you’re wearing an inflatable sumo Halloween costume but you’re not
7. You turned a shirt into a sports-bra
6. You don’t pop your collar, your collar pops you…
…(what does that even mean?)
5. Wat?
4. Your right foot looks like a big inflated pink condom
3. You can’t say ‘diet’, but you need to go on one
2. You make Princess Leia look li… Wait a sec…
1.5. Oh, there we go…
1. For the first time ever, the ‘Official XXL’ on your shirt is smaller than your shirt’s actual size
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