[1]Pretended to work假裝在工作
"Well, you could just sit at your desk and go to sleep with a pen in your hand. "
額， 只能坐在辦公椅上，手裏拿著一支筆打盹。
[2] Searched for cat pictures ... but not online
找貓咪的圖片，但不是在網上搜
"I flipped through magazines looking for funny pictures of cats doing funny things."
我翻翻雜誌，挑那些滑稽貓咪的圖片。
[3] Daydream做白日夢
"Honestly? Stare out of the window and daydream. I had so many more good ideas back then."
老實說，(無聊時)就凝視著窗外幻想。回到辦公室後我會文思泉涌。
[4] Sent prank faxes to other offices向其他辦公室發惡作劇傳真
"We'd send a filthy
fax to some of the other companies. And receive some of the filthiest jokes and drawings back. Some of them ended up on the wall in the copy room."
我們給其他公司發污穢照片，接著會收到黃色笑話或者圖片。最終有些就被貼在複印室了。
[5] Played Minesweeper and Solitaire掃雷和紙牌遊戲
"There was no internet but thanks to Windows 95, I played Solitaire and Minesweeper all day long."
雖然不能上網，但幸虧Windows 95里我還可以玩掃雷和紙牌遊戲，這個可以耗掉一整天。
[6] Invented and Played Office Games自創辦公室遊戲
We spent many hours playing 'shelf-ball。
我們會花很多時間玩一種叫做“架子球”的遊戲。
Equipment:
所需器材：
- Tennis Ball
網球
- Mailboxes
郵箱盒子
Rules:遊戲規則
- The ball must bounce
球必須得彈起來
- You get 1 point for making it in any mailbox
球落到任意郵箱裏，得1分。
- You get 2 points for making it in a corner mailbox
落到角落的盒子裏，得2分。
- You lose 1 point for making it in your boss' or opponent's mailbox
落到老闆或者對手的盒子裏，扣1分。
- You get 3 points for making it in your own mailbox
落到自己的郵箱裏，得3分。
- First person to get 5 points wins"
最先積滿5分者獲勝。
[7] Read junk mail
查看垃圾郵件
"I talk to my older co-workers about this a lot. You know all that mail you get -- magazines, trade publications, seminar sign ups, etc. -- that you just throw in the trash every day? Before the internet you would sit around and read that s--t."
我常和老員工談起這個。經常會收到有關雜誌、商業報刊、研討會申請等等的垃圾郵件。你都丟到垃圾筒了？斷網無所事事時，你可以看看這些郵件。
[8] Took long lunches
延長中餐時間
[9] Took more smoke breaks
多抽幾根煙休息下
[10] Went home early
提前下班回家