老爸的英文情書

老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給他的情書,看了真的是OH!MY GOD!很有一套喔!
Dear wang little sister:親愛的王小姐。From see you one eye I shit love you.自從看到你的第一眼,我便愛上妳!
Youreyes close,I die;your eyes open I come back to live.Your eyes close andopen again and again,I die again and liveagain.你的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,你的眼睛眨阿眨,我就死去活來!
Maybe you do not remeber me,no matter.
When you carefully look at me,you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情.
I think I shold introduce myself to you.我想我應該介紹一下自己。My name is Li big great.我的名子是李大偉(今天是TODAY今年是TOYEAR那麼偉就翻成GREAT吧!)
My home have four mouth people papa,mama,I and DD.
我家有四口人..爸爸.媽媽.我和弟弟。
I am a good man,in a big company work.我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。
I do early fuck every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Pleasecome to eat and sleep with me,or I will cut my hair to be a monk,andfind a place where many monks live in to over my life.
請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。
(實在想不起{嫁}這個字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起,至於(廟)字,也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。)
Like your people
喜歡你的人